Beachside Beverage Smuggling

Do you love cruise ships but hate the high cost of booze on your cruise?  

We have the solution for you!

Simply visit one of our friendly locations in Grenada or St.Kitts and we will be happy to roll you back to your floating septic tank with a cleverly disguised 2 litre bottle of Dr.Pepper filled with Rum for $100 USD, roughly a quarter of what you will be charged on the ship.  If they ask about the bottle, you reply that "it's just medicine that my Doctor, Doctor Pepper prescribed for me". 

Works every time!

For the more discerning customers, we offer the "Bongo Drum of Happiness" filled with the drink of your choice!   This cultural souvenir won't raise an eyebrow as you roll it back on to the ship playing some terrible song you heard while on your day trip to a pig roast!